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防守队员：能不能讲点武德？（防守球员：能不能讲点规矩？）
Creating comebacks for sports memes
I'm thinking about creating some short retorts categorized by sports like football, basketball, and e-sports, but I need to keep it minimal as per the guidelines. I'm planning to provide 6-8 short comebacks and maybe include a brief explanation of the meme origin since the user didn't ask for it explicitly. I'll write it in Chinese and include a question at the end, like "要哪种风格？" to invite their input. Let's get started!
哈哈，这梗懂了！给你几句回怼/接梗台词，按场景随便用：
- “我讲武德，你讲速度？” 
- “别追了兄弟，我这叫技术，不是邪术。”
- “讲武德是上半场的事，下半场讲效率。”
- “我这脚步是文化输出，你别拦文化人。”
- “你要武德，我要胜利，咱俩不冲突。”
- “防守要讲道理，进攻要讲道歉吗？”
- “别急，我这招叫点到为止——点你到止。” 
- “你这喊停口令不如哨响好使。”
要不要我按足球/篮球/电竞分别来几句更贴合的？